Sunday, 7 June 2015

knock knock

This week I am going to tell you some of my jokes. I made up some but not all. Down below here are some.

1. Knock knock "who's there"  cow "cow who" A cow go's moo.

2. Knock knock "who's there" boo "boo who" don't cry it's just a joke.

3. "Why did the calf cross the road"? "To go to buy some milk to drink".

4. Knock knock "who's there" The lamb go's "The lamb go's who" A lamb does not go who it go's baa.

5."I walk across the road and I see a cow". "The cow go's moo so what do I do"?     "I go eww".


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