Monday, 29 June 2015

Thursday, 18 June 2015

Sunday, 7 June 2015

knock knock

This week I am going to tell you some of my jokes. I made up some but not all. Down below here are some.

1. Knock knock "who's there"  cow "cow who" A cow go's moo.

2. Knock knock "who's there" boo "boo who" don't cry it's just a joke.

3. "Why did the calf cross the road"? "To go to buy some milk to drink".

4. Knock knock "who's there" The lamb go's "The lamb go's who" A lamb does not go who it go's baa.

5."I walk across the road and I see a cow". "The cow go's moo so what do I do"?     "I go eww".


Thursday, 4 June 2015

Queens birthday

On the first Monday in June, we have a long weekend for the Queens Birthday. The Queens real birthday is not on June the first it is on the 21 of April. The Queen's birthday is on is always on the first Monday in June. The Queen can celebrate two birthdays. Last year the Queens birthday was on my birthday. The Queen is 89 years old and born on 1926. I would love to celebrate two birthdays - imagine the presents!


     

How To Open A Present My Way (Thursday)

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